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Monday, June 16, 2008

My Dad is Better Than Yours

Well its fathers day and that means its time to brag about my old man. Now lots of people say "my dad could beat up your dad" when they are little kids. However in my case I still say it frequently! See I am not just referring to the physical A kickin he could surely give anyone. See my dad is tougher than yours (the guy goes into the brutal mountains of nevada in the snow and catches and kills animals most people fear and sometimes does it with his bare hands).


My dad is smarter than yours (I think my dad has read twice every book in existance......as proof of this he has even read the book "Shrubs of The Great Basin" and no person would ever touch that book unless they had read all the rest). Bottom line..... my dad is cooler than yours.



He has a radio show, he was trapper of the year, he married the homecoming queen, he has eight kids, what a stud, he ran for public office, he started a successful business from scratch, he coaches sports, he has run a mini triathlon in his forties and is going to competition for me this year, he gives better speeches than Napoleon, he has a sweet goatee, he scares even the fiercest man or beast with his angry dad yell, he love to brag about his beautiful daughters, he makes the best "trapper toast" and hot cocoa ever, he is the greatest outdoorsman ever, he knows every rock in northern nevada by name, he can recite the movie Patton, he has the funniest and greatest laugh ever, he is a true blue patriot, he not only provides for his family but spoils them even if he doesn't get himself the nicest things, he loves his family more than anything! Ok the list could keep going but its late and my fingers are getting tired. See the thing is that my dad is not only the best definition of a man, he is....THE MAN. See both my parents fit their role perfect. My Dad is the perfect dad. He is strong and tough yet loving and has his soft spots if you can find them. Actually my dad is the tough softy I know. I too have this same type of personality and I think I got it from him. I have learned soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much from my dad. There is no one who I respect more in this world than my dad. His entire life has been the story of the all American man taking what he was given and making it better through hard work, love, faith and shear guts. I KNOW I speak for all of us kids when I say that my dad is the person I have the most respect for in my life. What he says has the most weight. When Dad criticizes it hurts, when dad praises it is enthralling because he is so sincere. Still he is always sure to give praise before criticism. So dad thanks for being who you are. I am your cub and always will be.


See men aren't like you now days, you are the perfect man and an example to everyone of what a man and father should be.......even if you sometime sleep through priesthood class. =). lol. Well Dad I love you and want everyone to know that my dad is the best dad ever.




LEAVE A COMMENT PLEASE.

note: Please dont be offended. I am sure that in you opinions your dads are the best......but your opinions are wrong! =) lol

10 comments:

polewalker said...

Jacob I believe you. I think your father did a great job of helping you guys grow up. Now Alexis be careful I think he has something up his sleeve. Like dad sent me some( more money.) I'm going to spend another year in Hawaii surfing and try to find where I fit in the world.

Uncle Keith

Rachel Haack said...

No no noooo Jacob.

My Dad is better than YOUR Dad.




Rae Rae

Daniel said...

Let's not forget who's Dad was 'Dad' first. Therefore, through a deftly played move of shoddy logic, I win.

MY DAD IS BETTER THAN YOURS!

Anonymous said...

Ok thanks that made my certificate for 2 free massage look like a BIG NOTHING!!!GOSH! JK LOL! Wow that was a good blog awwwww. However I actually didn’t cry yay! Hey we miss you (I speak for every one of us kids)! and love you! I definitely agree with you that OUR dad is the best! He is every single one of those things you listed!! I wouldn’t ever trade him for anything EVER!!! He is the best dad you can ask for he lets you get at least 2 candy bars while traveling he is smarter than ALL of any of the teachers I have ever had!!!!! NO JOKE he has read every book we our house maybe even half of them twice! WOW thanks for making us look like losers with our cards!JK! It was very sweet! ILY!!! <3<3<3

Jacob Hansen said...

Mallory....your comments are the best

Anonymous said...

I know cause i THINK about how to say things NOT WELL THANK YOU!!! THAT WAS VERY SWEET!!

Rachel Haack said...

Mallory...I love you.

Jacob, please keep up your blog so I can continue to get sappy over how cute Mallory is with all of her J/K's and exclamation points.

Rachel Haack said...

Oh yeah, aside from feeling sappy over Mallory and Dad- keep up your blog so I can brush up on my grammar skills with Mr. Daniel-the- English-graduate-look-at-me-I'm-going to-medical-school-I'm-so-cool awesome sentences that include words like "deftly" and "shoddy".

Well done Ernst...and Fritz...and Mallory


Rae

Anonymous said...

E MUY LINDO LO QUE DECIS DE TU PAPA JACOB. REALMENTE SE NOTA QUE ES UN GRAN TIPO Y QUE LOS AMA MUCHISIMO.
OJALA TODOS LOS HIJOS PUDIERAN DECIRLES A SUSU PAPAS COSS TN LINDAS.
YO AMO A MI VIEJO!!!! ME ENCANTA TANTA HISTORIA QUE TIENE DE ITALIA. PARECE HABER ESTADO EN CADA LUGAR Y EN TODO MOMENTO! TANTA VIDA RECORRIDA NO?
ME HACE RECORDAR A LA PELICULA "EL GRAN PEZ"

BESOTE Y GRACIA POR MANTENERTE EN CONTACTO.
PATRICIA LA DELFA
P.-S JIMMY Y MARIANA SE CAsaron!!!

Anonymous said...

Dude I admit it your dad is aousome. But my dad can beat up youre dad. But hey thats what every kid says so dont take it peronnal. but your dad is ausome and i love him to. I mean you seriously need to tell your dad thanks for all the times he's let me stay at your house and not to make anything of it. He's always been nice and never complained about it. You seriously need to make a blog for your mom to cause with all the pressure of raising kids and stuff she always finds time for all the cousins and stuff. She's always their when we (you the cousins and all) need her or need a ride somewere she's ausome and on mother's day you seriously need to make something for her. Anyway your dad's aousome and your mom's auosome youre ausome.


Anyway i've got to go so bye.



The Dude AKA Adam